

I pretend to ice-skate around Central Station, while someone plays the sax. Afterward we made small-talk about AIDS, her Moroccan pimp, and herself. In the end, she pulls me out, and I cum between her tits, even though I'm wearing a rubber. We bought some coke and I cruised the Red Light District, until I found some blonde with big tits that reminds me of Lara. Lots of Van Goghs and the Vermeers were intense.
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I meet a Dutch TV actress and we drink absinthe at a bar called Absinthe. The Dutch all know English, so I didn't have to speak any Dutch - which was a relief. It rained a lot, it was expensive, and I'm jonesing. Smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it. Bought some speed from an Italian junkie who was trying to sell me a stolen bike.

Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold. I strip her clothes off, suck her toes, and we fuck. I find the one hetero girl in the place and we dry hump on the dance floor. Ministry of Sound is dead, so I go to Remform - but it's Gay Night. I wandered around trying to get laid, until it started to rain, then went back to Home House. I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs, then follow some girls with pink hair. Met a couple of Brits who take me to, of all places, Camden Street. Called a friend from school who was selling hash, but she wasn't in. I'm staying in Home House, the most beautiful hotel in the world. Don't let people lie to you: hostels are for the ugly. Victor: Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London.
